I Dropped Food On The Floor. Can I Eat It?

Did anyone see you?

Is it sticky?

Is it raw steak?

Was it a boss/lover/parent?

Is it an emausaurus?

Was it expensive?

Are you a puma?

Are you a megalosaurus?

Did the cat lick it?

Can you cut off the part that touched the floor?

Is it bacon?

Is your cat healthy?

Don't eat it.