Did anyone see you?
Is it sticky?
Is it raw steak?
Was it a boss/lover/parent?
Is it an emausaurus?
Was it expensive?
Are you a puma?
Are you a megalosaurus?
Did the cat lick it?
Can you cut off the part that touched the floor?
Is it bacon?
Is your cat healthy?
Eat it.
Don't eat it.
Your call.