Are you an adult?
Are you a dirtbag?
Do you have a demanding career?
This demanding career...Is it at a laundromat?
Are you broke?
This demanding career...Is it as a nudist?
...as a musician?
Are you on tour?
...as a swim instructor or lifeguard?
...as the leader of a biker gang?
Are you a child?
Are you in high school?
Do your clothes smell somewhat unusual?
Use some eyedrops, swish with mouthwash, open a window, take a shower, say you were burning incense, and do laundry.
Are you in college?
Do you have enough money for laundry?
Are you a hygiene freak?
Do underwear and socks in the sink.
Don't do laundry.