Should I Do Laundry?

Are you an adult?

Are you a dirtbag?

Do you have a demanding career?

This demanding career...
Is it at a laundromat?

Are you broke?

This demanding career...
Is it as a nudist? a musician?

Are you on tour? a swim instructor or lifeguard? the leader of a biker gang?

Are you a child?

Are you in high school?

Do your clothes smell somewhat unusual?

Use some eyedrops, swish with mouthwash, open a window, take a shower, say you were burning incense, and do laundry.

Are you in college?

Do you have enough money for laundry?

Are you a hygiene freak?

Do underwear and socks in the sink.

Don't do laundry.