Are you in Canada?
Is it before 10:30 AM?
Are you a police officer?
Do you live on the west coast?
Is it after 10:00 PM?
Is your name Jared?
Do you have more than $3?
Are you drunk?
On malt liquor?
Are you high?
Do you want dessert, too?
Are you in a car?
Do you want fried food?
Will you eat fish?
Would you ever eat at Arby's?
Are you older than 16?
Is it Sunday?
