Where Should I Eat?

Are you in Canada?

Is it before 10:30 AM?

Are you a police officer?

Do you live on the west coast?

Is it after 10:00 PM?

Is your name Jared?

Do you have more than $3?

Are you drunk?

On malt liquor?

Are you high?

Do you want dessert, too?

Are you in a car?

Do you want fried food?

Will you eat fish?

Would you ever eat at Arby's?

Are you older than 16?

Is it Sunday?